Two campers and a Bear

Two campers are going through the woods when a black bear suddenly appears in the clearing in front of them about fifty meter.

The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.

The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.

The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.

""I don’t need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

Elevator

A village boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again.

A Science Lecture

A famous scientist was on his way to a lecture in yet another university when his chauffeur offered an idea

Three Rooms in Hell

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in.

Gray Hairs

One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.

I have to show her

Everybody's heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security,super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"

Short funny stories for students

Akpos asked a girl in a library: Do you mind if I sit beside you?

A Wife's Duty

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

The dumbest kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer.

The Artist

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

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